Big, Big News

Today, all progressives in PA got some great news. Tony Payton has received the recognition he has long fought for. Tony spent a solid year lobbying, and now his efforts have paid off.

No, its not an award in good government, but, its very close. And, it is is something that will definitely be used in canvassing his district, especially when going up against the next candidate that Marge Tartaglione will toss at him.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Payton has been named a Daily News "Sexy Single."

We learn a lot about Mr. Payton from the profile, including that he used to do stand up.

"I used to do stand-up comedy, open mike nights here and there. I wasn't good though."

As someone who has heard Tony tell jokes, I can confirm the second sentence.

Anyway, ladies, if you would like to be regaled with stories about the REACH scholarship, or what Mark B. Cohen has for lunch, Tony is your man!

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In other random news, and also just as important, via the Independent Journalism blog, I found Wordle, a site that creates word clouds of text.

This is the last two months or so from YPP (click for a bigger image):

Hey, you're missing a

philadelphiawill

Hey, you're missing a transitive verb here.

Fumo is the only proper noun

besides Pennsylvania, Philly, Philadelphia, dan, u-a

That says something, what I'm not sure.

-Sean
MrLuigi, my cat, actually only types half as badly as I do.

I spy

Murphy.

Can't help but notice

"Dan" is in a larger font than "Murphy."

word clouds don't lie

Maybe that Murphy should write more.

takes three murphies, tho.

It takes three Murphies for that font size, tho. Four Murphies, even, if you go back to '06.

Don't know how i missed nutter

He's the same size as fumo but still smaller than dan

-Sean
MrLuigi, my cat, actually only types half as badly as I do.

This is cool!

Can you do for the whole timespan of the site? Kind of disturbed at some of the words that are not there.

The Daily News Feature I'm glad Tony got into

I'm in denial about the fact that Tony let himself be included in this "Sexy Singles" list...

BUT!

Have you seen this story in the Daily News?
10 rising stars under 40?
To read this, Tony is some sort of rising Godfather. About half the list has some sort of ties to him and everyone else is backed by people whose sun is setting. Tony is the only one on the list who's seen as the one above any of the rest.
Pretty cool.

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This Too Will Pass, for the guts in your cerebrum.

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