PHILADELPHIA- Official sources have confirmed a new candidate in the exciting race for mayor of Philadelphia. A candidate unlike the city has ever seen. A candidate that some insiders are calling the “greenest” ever to run for public office in the city.

The brand new Honda Civic Hybrid has hit the streets and announced its candidacy for the coveted office in City Hall. Running on a platform of “improved parking, less pollution, and a better, more progressive Philadelphia”, the candidate is sure to have a visible effect on the race.

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