Caption this!

Thanks to Clout for this picture and caption:

Mayor Street and Michael Nutter may look like they're singing, but these two are rarely in tune. They were at the "Dining Out for Life" AIDS fundraiser last week.

I think we can do better: best caption in comments wins a free lunch on Dan.

"Hey Bert, I can't find my

"Hey Bert, I can't find my rubber duckie, can you?"--Ernie

"OMFGLM AOWTFBBQ !!!!!!"-Michae

"OMFGLMAOWTFBBQ!!1!!!"-Michael
"Lulz Guyz!"-John

A Short One-Act

NUTTER: God, what a bad time for the power to go out. Hmmm. Maybe it's time for a 25,000-word policy paper on the city's electrical infrastructure. Yeah, that's right. (Hums theme song from "Head of the Class")

STREET: Oh, damn! I was headed right for that plate of creampuffs. Where'd they go? Hey, man - are you one of the caterers? Yeah, come on over here. So, can you just steer me in the direction of the dessert...

Lights come on

BOTH (looking at each other): AAAAAAAAAAAH!

BOTH (looking at flashing cameras): AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Volunteering for Michael Nutter

"Kids, this is what it looks

"Kids, this is what it looks like when Bob Brady catches you playing seven minutes in heaven."

Hey look, is that Stan Shapiro

and Jim Kenney?

Captions

Submission #1

Street & Nutter: Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, domo...
City Council in chorus: Domo...

Submission #2

Brady: Hey guys! Check out this new tattoo! You'll never guess where it is...
Nutter: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Street: Now that's just nasty.

Submission #3

Nutter: OMG! Jannie Blackwell really is Mothra! I didn't want to believe you.
Street: Ah I told you so. Where's my $10?

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I support, but do not work or volunteer for Dwight Evans

Submission # 2, New & Improved

Replace Brady with the name of our current District Attorney. Now that's funny!

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