A guy is checking in to a swank hunting resort. The clerk at the desk asks him if he will be using any of their dogs.

“What are my options?”, asks the guest.

“Well we have some excellent dogs that cost $100 a day. But maybe you want something really special.”

“Yes, I want the best you have.”

“Then you want the dog named Lawyer. Our very best and a bargain at $2,000 per day. He not only will find your bird and flush it out, after he retrieves it he will bring it to your cabin, clean it and cook it for you.”

“That’s impossible.”

“No really, he does all that. If you are in anyway dissatisfied, you need not pay.”

So the guest agrees to pay for Lawyer and is not at all dissatisfied. The dog performs exactly as promised and the hunter has the best trip of his life.

The hunter returns the following year and is eagerly anticipating a repeat experience. He tells the clerk at the reception desk he needs a hunting dog and is quoted the $100 per day price. He says, “No, I want that dog I had last year, Lawyer.”

The clerk frowns and says, “Fine. That will be $10 per day.”
“But I paid $2,000 per day last year. What happened?”

“Some wise guy took him out and started calling him Judge, and now we can’t get him to do a lick of work.”

Groan.

I promise, if elected, this dog will still hunt.