As another sage political observer once, um, observed:

[Groucho]
I don't know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it.

Your proposition may be good,
But let's have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it,
I'm against it.

I'm opposed to it,
On general principle, I'm opposed to it.

[chorus] He's opposed to it.
In fact, indeed, that he's opposed to it!

[Groucho]
For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And I've kept yelling since I first commenced it,
I'm against it!

By the underrated Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby, from Horse Feathers, which is--in my minority opinion--funnier than Duck Soup (but everyone loves the anti-political message of Duck Soup, so it's cited more). Features the wonderful Thelma Todd, whose speaking voice is worth the price of renting and might remind you of somebody you know.

Sorry to all if this is read as encouraging.