"It is an honor just to be nominated."
-Lying award show losers.
Following my ode to Donna 'See No Evil' Miller, now we find that out that our very own Vince Fumo has been nominated for an award. OK, so it is not an Oscar. And it is not an award for best local governance, or most creative use of staff time (well, it sort of is).
In fact, national blog Talking Points Memo has nominated our own Vinsanity as a nominee in the 'best local scandal' category of their annual awards show.
Let's all be honest here, Vince Fumo is no Susan Lucci. He will accept nothing less than a win. And, if he wins, Fumo could be at a kick-ass awards after-party with national nominees such as Alberto Gonzales and Larry Craig.
Let the lobbying begin!
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Fearless predictions
Alberto Gonzalez in all 4 categories nominated
Florida State Rep Bob Allen narrowly beating the very competitive field of Republican contenders in the sex scandal category because he didn't just solicit bathroom sex but came up with the most ridiculously racist explanation - that he had to solicit oral sex for pay because the solicitee (an undercover cop) was a large black man and he was "scared for his life"
And of course in the local corruption category I have to root, root for the home team.
GO VINCE! WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
Rhyming chant
Go Vince! Go Vince!
Those Orrick vaccuums sure do suck,
but you showed us that you don't give a . . .
-Sean
MrLuigi, my cat, actually only types half as badly as I do.