My name was Trowel Ogre Palin!

Hey all you folks out there all excited about the Brett Myers-Sarah Palin debate tonight... I am already a step ahead of you laughing at it! (The debate, not the game. The game will be like butter.)

Game tickets to the playoffs: now $300 and up
Projected cost of mythical debate drinking game ("one shot every time you hear the word moose"): $30
Watching Joe Biden try to keep a straight face for two hours: PRICELESS

AND while you're reading, check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!

Go watch the Tina Fey skit if you haven't seen it: here.

And thank heavens we have such a great and outrageous target this year.

I am Tank Dent Palin.

I am Tank Dent Palin.

I am Chap Poach Palin

My "real name" got a better result: Mangle Blue Palin.

Still, I think this debate my go down as the most watched non-event in television history. Given the interview travesties of last week, and the National Review columnist leading the "perhaps she should step down" crowd, I don't think this is going to bump either ticket either way.

I am Ammo Canal Palin

Sounds like somewhere a revolutionary would go to buy cheap, albeit damp, bullets.

-Z

Flex Gunship Palin, here

And let me answer any question about any subject - the financial crisis and the credit crunch, the war in Iraq, healthcare, when the next R1 to the airport is coming, what I had for breakfast - with an off topic ramble where I arbitrarily work in the words "soccer mom" and/or "hockey mom" and then mention that there is billions of gallons of oil under my state and I support more drilling. Oh and just to reach my quota before I go, maverick, maverick, maverick.

-Sean
MrLuigi, my cat, actually only types half as badly as I do.

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